Some Important Laws Which NEWTON Forgot to State... !!

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in
now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose
will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning
you will have a flat tire.

LAW OF BATH ROOM: When the body is immersed in water,
the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't
want

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.

LAW OF THEATRE : People with the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.

che ghadr delam gerefte...

The book that is you?

In a literature chatroom, somebody asked me this. A good question. I haven't though about it before.

The Art of Losing

One Art

The art of losing isn't hard to master;
so many things seem filled with the intent
to be lost that their loss is no disaster.

Lose something every day. Accept the fluster
of lost door keys, the hour badly spent.
The art of losing isn't hard to master.

Then practice losing farther, losing faster:
places, and names, and where it was you meant
to travel. None of these will bring disaster.

I lost my mother's watch. And look! my last, or
next-to-last, of three loved houses went.
The art of losing isn't hard to master.

I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster,
some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent.
I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster.

--Even losing you (the joking voice, a gesture
I love) I shan't have lied. It's evident
the art of losing's not too hard to master
though it may look like (Write it!) like disaster.

-- Elizabeth Bishop

Critisizm

Are you afraid of being critisized?
I think I am... How come? Because I immediately start to hate the person who critisizes me, unfairly. So I guess now again, it's the question of who is "fair" and who is not.

No one will know

I decided something right now. I'm not gonna tell ANYbody that i write here, and then i can write anything i want without the fear of having to explain myself to others at some point of time. without feeling obliged to care about the style i write, with no worries of ever being caught. this is my notebook, just mine. onle mine, and it will remain so.

Over

It's over. Over.